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boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

‘yung balita magkakaroon na ng the Despicable Guy book release…

cue victory dance here.

i don’t know what to feel. maiiyak na super saya na na-eexcite LAHAT NA NG PWEDENG FEELING.

I CAN’T WAIT.

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

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10knotes:

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So you know this gif?

sodamnrelatable:

Apparently there’s a reversed one now

(Source: savannahfaerie)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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The Seven Shittiest Sins

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit

sodamnrelatable:

when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say

(Source: misplacedmartian)